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Created on 2008-02-11 21:50:21 (#14923936), last updated 2009-12-15
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Basic Info| Name: | abserdman |
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| Birthdate: | 1988-06-01 |
BioWelcome to my life!
Recurring Characters
Pets:
Sparky AKA "the Crazy dog" - 2 year old mongrel. Probably Basenji/Border Collie/Something. The light of my life and my Heart Dog. Fiercely intelligent and always eager to do whatever it takes to get those treats! Consequently, he has quite the repetoire of tricks. Adopted at 10 months old.
Kota - Border Collie puppy, born on 3rd May 2009. Still developping his unique character but he's a troublemaker. Adores Sparky and would follow him to the ends of the earth. Not so interested in me... Quite laid-back (for a BC anyway) and prefers to learn things that involve him lying down.
Smirnoff AKA "Destructa-Bunny of Dooom" - 3 year old albino lionhead mix. Bitch of the highest order. Grumpy but still adorable. Loves pets as long as all four of her feet stay firmly on the floor. Pushy and arrogant, she has no problem with demanding whatever it is she wants! She has hangeable ears, some days they're up, some days they're down.
Bruiser (doesn't really have a nickname, he's just my Baby Boy) - 2 year old black and white lionhead mix. Very shy and retiring after being kept in a hutch in my arents garden for 2 years. He's now coming out of his shell and realising that, yes, pets are nice and that sometimes humans give good things. I quite often wake up with him sitting on me asking politely where his breakfast is.
Family:
Large and extensive! There's Mum and Dad, obviously. Then there are Bethany (6 years older), Barnaby (4 years older), Jacob (2 years older), Isaac (2 years younger), Verity (4 years younger), Amos (9 years younger), Benedict (would be 11 years younger but is in the Rainbow Bridge) and Jude (13 years younger).
I'm not too close to my family and most of what you read about them will be me moaning about them.
Work:
Andy - Manager of the bar. Great laugh but a grumpy, sarcastic bugger at times. He found this Journal one day but hasn't mentioned it since so I don't know if he reads it. Therefore, all horrible things I say about him will be f-locked! You can never be too careful...
Allan - Assitant Manager. Also grumpy at times but still a good laugh when he wants to be.
Tony - Currently doing the supervisor's job without the supervisor pay. Good fun to be around, very pedantic ("It's original Tennants, not regular Tennants") which is good!
Ali - Part-time bar staff. Only works on Friday nights and Saturday day times. HAs an excellet sense of humour and cackles like a witch when she laughs! Has a toy poodle named Fred.
Estelle/Becca/Rich (AKA Bar Boy) - Part time bar staff. All students who jst want to work a couple of nights a week for some cash.
Jacqui - Cook. A lovely woman who thinks I'm a "sweetie"! She has a standard poodle called Bunker (!) and is slightly crazy. In a good way.
Mike AKA Kitchen Bitch - The Kitchen Bitch, obviously. Answers to Bitch more than Mike. Andy calls him Kitchen Monkey or Cheese Monkey.
And then there's Rich, my best friend, boyfriend and the love of my life. We've been together since the start of 2007 and will be together forever.
Recurring Characters
Pets:
Sparky AKA "the Crazy dog" - 2 year old mongrel. Probably Basenji/Border Collie/Something. The light of my life and my Heart Dog. Fiercely intelligent and always eager to do whatever it takes to get those treats! Consequently, he has quite the repetoire of tricks. Adopted at 10 months old.
Kota - Border Collie puppy, born on 3rd May 2009. Still developping his unique character but he's a troublemaker. Adores Sparky and would follow him to the ends of the earth. Not so interested in me... Quite laid-back (for a BC anyway) and prefers to learn things that involve him lying down.
Smirnoff AKA "Destructa-Bunny of Dooom" - 3 year old albino lionhead mix. Bitch of the highest order. Grumpy but still adorable. Loves pets as long as all four of her feet stay firmly on the floor. Pushy and arrogant, she has no problem with demanding whatever it is she wants! She has hangeable ears, some days they're up, some days they're down.
Bruiser (doesn't really have a nickname, he's just my Baby Boy) - 2 year old black and white lionhead mix. Very shy and retiring after being kept in a hutch in my arents garden for 2 years. He's now coming out of his shell and realising that, yes, pets are nice and that sometimes humans give good things. I quite often wake up with him sitting on me asking politely where his breakfast is.
Family:
Large and extensive! There's Mum and Dad, obviously. Then there are Bethany (6 years older), Barnaby (4 years older), Jacob (2 years older), Isaac (2 years younger), Verity (4 years younger), Amos (9 years younger), Benedict (would be 11 years younger but is in the Rainbow Bridge) and Jude (13 years younger).
I'm not too close to my family and most of what you read about them will be me moaning about them.
Work:
Andy - Manager of the bar. Great laugh but a grumpy, sarcastic bugger at times. He found this Journal one day but hasn't mentioned it since so I don't know if he reads it. Therefore, all horrible things I say about him will be f-locked! You can never be too careful...
Allan - Assitant Manager. Also grumpy at times but still a good laugh when he wants to be.
Tony - Currently doing the supervisor's job without the supervisor pay. Good fun to be around, very pedantic ("It's original Tennants, not regular Tennants") which is good!
Ali - Part-time bar staff. Only works on Friday nights and Saturday day times. HAs an excellet sense of humour and cackles like a witch when she laughs! Has a toy poodle named Fred.
Estelle/Becca/Rich (AKA Bar Boy) - Part time bar staff. All students who jst want to work a couple of nights a week for some cash.
Jacqui - Cook. A lovely woman who thinks I'm a "sweetie"! She has a standard poodle called Bunker (!) and is slightly crazy. In a good way.
Mike AKA Kitchen Bitch - The Kitchen Bitch, obviously. Answers to Bitch more than Mike. Andy calls him Kitchen Monkey or Cheese Monkey.
And then there's Rich, my best friend, boyfriend and the love of my life. We've been together since the start of 2007 and will be together forever.
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Schools:
Kirkwall Grammar School - Kirkwall, Scotland - Orkney Islands, United Kingdom (2003 - 2006)University of St Andrews - St Andrews, Scotland - Fife, United Kingdom (2006 - present)
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